blackromney:

bae: come over ;)

me: i cant im in music class

bae: im horny…

me: 

image

(Source: baara, via enigma-himeros)

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

(Source: meladoodle, via guy)

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

(Source: wh1rring, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)